The comic for August 17, 2006.
REGULAR NINJA VS. AQUAMAN NINJA
REGULAR NINJA: YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF PIRATE JESUS.
AQUAMAN NINJA: I LEAD A PORPOISE DRIVEN LIFE.
FISH: HE REALLY SPEAKS TO US.
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.