The comic for September 01, 2005.
REGULAR NINJA VS. NINJA WHO ALWAYS CARRIES A COFFEE MAKER (OVERDUBBED WITH COMMENTARY BY PONDEROUS BLOWHARD NINJA)
REGULAR NINJA: YOU ARE SUCH A DRIP.
NINJA WHO ALWAYS CARRIES A COFFEE MAKER: UNGH...
PONDEROUS BLOWHARD NINJA: [AS SUBTITLES] The ninja as a cultural figure reflects the archetype of everyman, made anonymous by the structure of corporate capitalism... hmm... The ninja in a grey flannel suit, if you will. Mister Coffee becomes the mariner's albatr-*ungh*
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.