The comic for July 11, 2005.
[NARRATOR:] YOU HAVE TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY TO GET THE JUMP ON REGULAR NINJA.
HE'S GOT COFFEE.
HE'S GOT THE NEWSPAPER.
[HEADLINE:] COMICS JAMPACKED WITH ROBOT, PIRATE, MONKEY NINJAS
REGULAR NINJA: I'VE GOT TROUBLE.
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.