The comic for March 21, 2005.
REGULAR NINJA VS. COMPLIMENTARY TOILETRIES NINJA
REGULAR NINJA: I ASKED FOR LIP BALM!
[COMPLIMENTARY TOILETRIES NINJA IS HOLDING A LIT BOMB IN ONE HAND AND A TRAY IN THE OTHER; ON THE TRAY ARE A COMB, A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE, A TOOTHBRUSH, AND OTHER ITEMS]
TOOTHBRUSH: THAT OUTFIT IS VERY FETCHING ON YOU.
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.