REGULAR NINJA VS. THINKS TOO MUCH NINJA

REGULAR NINJA: DUDE. CUT IT OUT.

[VARIOUS, OVERLAPPING NARRATION BOXES CLUTTER THE PANEL.]

I wonder what corduroy pants sound like to a dog.

Have we done this joke before?

How come ponderous comics put subvocal narration in boxes?

How come thoughts come in complete sentences? I kno...

Ungh...

I worry that ninjas are passé.

Could God starch pants so stiff that even he could not wear them?

...e overlap of...aque boxes is a screen behind which I hide my...