The comic for January 01, 2007.
REGULAR NINJA VS. KITCHENWARE NINJA
REGULAR NINJA: THINGS WILL NOT PAN OUT FOR YOU. YOU WILL BE BEATEN.
KITCHENWARE NINJA: HELP! I'M BEING MUGGED.
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.