The comic for July 03, 2006.
REGULAR NINJA VS. ALL THE NINJAS FROM WUTHERING HEIGHTS THAT I CAN REMEMBER FROM HAVING PRETENDED TO READ IT IN HIGH SCHOOL
REGULAR NINJA: [TO THE AUTHOR] HAVE YOU WONDERED IN THE FROM AN UPTON SINCLAIR NOVEL?
THE AUTHOR: NO, I AM EMILY.
CATHERINE: OOO... HEATHCLIFF!
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.