The comic for June 08, 2006.
REGULAR NINJA VS. ELOPING LESBIAN NINJAS
[THEY ARE ON A SUBURBAN LAWN. ONE OF THE ELOPING LESBIANS IS ALREADY ON THE GROUND. THE OTHER IS CARRYING A SUITCASE AND CLIMBING DOWN A LADDER FROM AN UPSTAIRS WINDOW.]
REGULAR NINJA: YOU HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE KICKED IN THE HEAD AS ANYONE.
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.