The comic for March 13, 2006.
REGULAR NINJA VS. M.O.D.O.K.* NINJA
REGULAR NINJA: YOUR MIND CONTROL BEAM CANNOT OVERCOME MY DESIRE TO KICK YOUR ENORMOUS HEAD.
MODOK NINJA: EH! STEVE!
*MODOK Only Does Occasional Kicking
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.