The comic for January 19, 2006.
'retcon' is short for 'retroactive continuity' [definition]
REGULAR NINJA VS. TWO RETCON NINJAS
REGULAR NINJA: I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE HATED YOU MY WHOLE LIFE.
RETCON NINJA #1: IT ONLY JUST HAPPENED.
RETCON NINJA #2: IN THE NEW CONTINUITY, I AM A BAGUETTE.
Ninja Verses and The Beaten Path used to be updated. Perhaps someday they will be again. If you have not read any of the archives, you are welcome to ration the comics at a rate so as to simulate an update schedule.